The guys at yesbutnobutyes.com created a post with the worst streets and villages names in the world!
Fucking is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, 33 km north of Salzburg. The town’s welcome sign is always being stolen. I hope they catch those fucking kleptomaniacs.
Top 10 Rejection Lines From Women… And what they mean.
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing kid in ‘Deliverance.’)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)
5. I don’t date men where I work. (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ’solar system’, much less the same building.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s the male perspective thing.)
What a cool tangible rhythm sequencer. Ball bearings are used to trigger (Roland TR-808) drum sounds. Visual feedback is provided from a CRT display underneath to indicate the current time and the state of each beat. AMAZING!
Here’s what The Police’s hit “Roxanne” would sound like if they’d used Microsoft Songsmith. Microsoft felt this song was Latin… well, why not!
According to microsoft, Songsmith generates musical accompaniment to match a singer’s voice. “Just choose a musical style, sing into your PC’s microphone, and Songsmith will create backing music for you. “
